Some wiseguy let these bozos drink beer in the cinema tonight.
The Great Gatsby was as great as I hoped it would be.
&the walk home with The Boyfriend Wonder discussing our love for the book and all the little nuances was great.
Daisy Buchanan will forever be my personal Jesus.
I’ve had the nicest little evening.
Gave my kitchen a proper hefty clean, listened to a bunch of records and cooked refried bean quesadillas all while drinking a hefty glass of Jameson.
Waiting for The Boyfriend Wonder to finish work and get his butt to my crib to eat his half of the quesadilla and give me a spoon.
That’s what I need to make this night even better.
He is an awfully good spoon after all.
Stop playing Football Manager and LOVE ME. #boysaresmelly
Sometimes dating a student blows.
Like right now, The Boyfriend Wonder has just finished his last exam.
It is now his summer break.
I miss summer.
It’s pretty sunny outside and I’m under a pile of paper at my desk in the office.
At least there’s leftover pizza and cake.
If I can’t play in the sun I’ll pretend i’m Sloth from The Goonies instead.
If 4pm could hurry up though.
Dinner with my two favourite Boytypes and cocktails with my @urbanmiff.
Hoping she’s going to give The Boyfriend Wonder the stamp of approval.
Since she basically orchestrated me texting him and us hanging out on Boxing Day last year.
When he decided he actually fancied me loads, because i’m great.
WHO KNEW CUPID WAS ASIAN.
Being back at the office to my cluttered desk after the epic weekend of Leeds and shark based adventure time is not my jams.
Quittin’ time and meeting the Boyfriend Wonder to cheer him up after his not so fun exam and eating our feelings of this quite shitty day will be better.
Virgin Airlines told me today that it is 32 days until my next flight with them.
That was nice.
But thirty two.
Thirty two days until I can have another holiday.
Thirty two days seems an awful long time right now.
And a days worth of bitching goes down the drain when you lay in my bed and pick my brain. #manoverboard #vinyl #beforewemet #sdf13 #bestpurchase
My friends are kind of a big deal.
This weekend in Leeds was too good.
Saw a silly amount of rad bands including The American Scene, Gnarwolves, Transit, The Story So Far, Allister, Fireworks, Chunk! No Captain Chunk, The Wonder Years, Man Overboard, Senses Fail, Ace Enders, The Early November and Andrew McMahon.
Watching Andrew sing my all time favourite song, Konstantine, in a tiny room was probably the highlight, or all the Man Overboard finger points.
Now it’s home to listen to my new records, nap and give my liver a well deserved rest.
Who knew England still let you drink Diesels? Or that they’ll sell you a quadruple vodka for £5?
LIFE IS GOOD.
The perks of having a boyfriend on study leave. Breakfast made for me and a cheeky packed lunch. #intoit #peanutbutter #banana #bagels #winner
Channelling Jon Snow with my fur for my matedate tonight with @keysonstrings
My intense love for this furball that lives with the Boyfriend Wonder is sickening.
Easter baking frenzy.
I’ve watched too much Come Dine With Me today.
So much in fact, that I fabricated an entire horror movie based on the premise.
It would be called Come Die With Me.
And the guests would be invited to a dinner party, but the twist is, the host is a cannibal killer and serves his guests as the courses. Strong bloody violence, scenes of torture and excessive nudity ensues.
I’d watch it.
I need out of the house.
Someone take channel 4 and all its spawn channels away from me. NOW.
Chilled night. Happy pup.
Face Ghost is apropos jams.
Last night was a grade A winner.
Mixing rum and champagne together is a thing noone should be doing though.
This fat lump. Best buddy. #best #cat #personal