bThe perks of having a boyfriend on study leave. Breakfast made for me and a cheeky packed lunch. #intoit #peanutbutter #banana #bagels #winner
Channelling Jon Snow with my fur for my matedate tonight with @keysonstrings
My intense love for this furball that lives with the Boyfriend Wonder is sickening.
I’ve watched too much Come Dine With Me today.
So much in fact, that I fabricated an entire horror movie based on the premise.
It would be called Come Die With Me.
And the guests would be invited to a dinner party, but the twist is, the host is a cannibal killer and serves his guests as the courses. Strong bloody violence, scenes of torture and excessive nudity ensues.
I’d watch it.
I need out of the house.
Someone take channel 4 and all its spawn channels away from me. NOW.
Chilled night. Happy pup.
Face Ghost is apropos jams.
Last night was a grade A winner.
Mixing rum and champagne together is a thing noone should be doing though.
Really need someone to sit me down and discuss what appropriate adult wristwear is. Oh& also what money management is. #toystory #watches #buzz #woody #notarealgrownup #personal
Best way to wake up. I have no work today. Just white Russians with @lisadora instead. Winner. #polarbearclub #vinyl #morningjams
Saturday was the best day :)
Boyfriend Wonder cropped my face out of his lunch photo because “noone should ever look that happy to be eating a salad” #personal #lunch #boyfriend #lame #burger
Waiting for the football to finish so @duncanm92 can come back is TIRESOME. #beer #bored #ronjeremy #corona
I ran out, so motherduck dearest did a top mum thing #missdior #perfume #present #bestsmell
Ok hangover, you can leave now. Free Patron XO is the devil.
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT #newwatch #partytime