I’ve watched too much Come Dine With Me today.
So much in fact, that I fabricated an entire horror movie based on the premise.
It would be called Come Die With Me.
And the guests would be invited to a dinner party, but the twist is, the host is a cannibal killer and serves his guests as the courses. Strong bloody violence, scenes of torture and excessive nudity ensues.
I’d watch it.
I need out of the house.
Someone take channel 4 and all its spawn channels away from me. NOW.
Chilled night. Happy pup.
Face Ghost is apropos jams.
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