Had a funfun weekend in Dundee and Glasgow. Hanging out with my pals and making new ones, seeing @macespray and @zombiefc was lovely and seeing one of my favourite bands too.
Nice chilled day today drinking my weight in tea at The Ark and creeping on veal.
So very sleepy now so it’s a super early night curled up in bed with Gossip Girl. Cannot complain.
So today I was talking to my six year old neighbor about Boba Fett, dinosaurs and sharks. I wish I could find a guy 20 years older with these interests!!
Who needs a boyfriend when you have a halloumi, red pepper and spinach toastie?
That’s real love.
You leant in and kissed my cheek, I held you cold and tight
And in my head Bob Dylan sang about revolution in the air
We danced right on through the night as if we were somewhere.
So let’s steal a car
And chase the sun, we’re on the run
We ain’t never done.
We know nothing lasts forever
All the clubs have been shut down
Lets pack a bag and leave forever
There’s nothing for us in this town.
All this reminds me of is the time my mate took frape to a new level and ‘liked’ every profile photo of the boy I thought was a babe and had just met.
I couldn’t even tell him it wasn’t me because I fully only noticed when i WAS creeping on his photos.
Sunday needs to hurry up!
I really hope that if Kristen Cavallari’s baby is a boy she does me a comedy favour and calls it Stephen.
“STE—-VANN” ” STE—VANNN STOP CRYING”
” STE—VANN WHATS WRONG?”
Yeah I’d enjoy.