I heard that you were trouble but I couldn’t resist.
can hear The Cricketeer cooking me curry from...
should prabs be offering to help. But i’m far more into lying on the sofa in my new Transformers loungepants channel flicking through the Sky and eating a small hippo’s weight in Kettle Chips. OBVS.
The explosions in Call of Duty aren't as...
First world pain.
There’s a guy in work who’s nickname is ‘Jigsaw’….if he ever asks if I want to play a game I’m going to be awfully worried.
When I watch you, wanna do you, right where you’re standing.
“But we HAVE experienced poverty. Last week we had to buy Glen’s” I don’t understand these girls on Geordie Finishing School problem? I’m a nice girl who likes nice things and nice booze and nice boys who wear nice shirts and play nice sports like cricket. I like Pimms on the lawn and Primark makes me gag. What’s the problem? Watching this while enjoying...
take me, take me back to your bed. I love you so much that it hurts my head. Say, I don’t mind you under my skin. I’ll let the bad parts in, the bad parts in.
“I fell asleep with the lights on. And I can see...
curled up on The Cricketeer’s sofa watching Jersey Shore while he cooks homemade burgers and brings me chunks of cheese. Delighted. Ps - Have SUCH a thing for shirts and ties and finally get to sate my obsession when i meet him from work. OOOFT HALLO.
Just putting it out there…… But I miss @fightfires Come home to me please and thanks.
I don’t know what you’ve done to me, but I know this much is true..– I wanna do bad things with you.
& the first time that I saw you, you cleaned the...
Cuppycakes are baking, I’m jumping in the shower and the ridiculously WHOMPY sounds of Lewi White’s Young Guns is blasting through The Clubhouse. Thank fuck its the weekend. Pizza and wine tonight in an effort to take a break and perhaps restore my alcohol system to a blood system.
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with bat & a ‘64 Impala.