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May 2011

May 21, 2011
Dear anon,

Sorry I don’t pander to answering anon questions that are referencing childish lies made up by pathetic people with boring little lives who have nothing better to do than talk about me.

Guess I’ve too much good shit going on right now to care. SOZZZ.

May 21, 2011
May 21, 2011
You know its a good night when...

You’re walking home at 6.40am.
Living in town is a delight now ha.

Snuggling up in my new bedroom is exactly what I need right now.

Lunch with Morgan tomorrow and Boyscout times Sunday PLUS my babein flatmates arrival.
What a weekend.

Night Night tumblr..or should I say GOOOOD MORNING ;)

May 21, 2011

Cream cheese bagel, Kopperberg and Star Trek in my new flat and possible plans with Boyscout later on.

Apparently my lifes 100% awesome right now :)

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Pterodactyl a metaphor for your period?!

haha.

NO.

It’s a little ongoing joke between myself and @alongcamenikkiii about me having pterodactyls in my stomach instead of butterflies. 

May 20, 2011
Those pesky Pterodactyls are back.

Dkdkfbfbsoisjfbffbdskddkdjdjasjajssbdggh.

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take me, take me back to your bed..

i love you so much that it hurts my head.

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take it off

Don’t waste time, just give it to me
C’mon baby, just feel me up

May 19, 2011
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THOU SHALT NOT FALL IN LOVE SO EASILY.
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You don’t really know someone that well, and you’re trying to suss them out..
You’re like..’You’re affa cute in the face area and smell awesome’ but you don’t really know them as a person.
But THEN they put there ipod on and three of your favourite artists from different genres come on in a row.

And you’re like ‘HALLLLO PAL’.

Yep its a little bit like that.

May 19, 2011
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all is well. all is better in fact because i am moving back up to scotland tooon! in a couple of months. shells coming with. england is too dull without people like you. xxx

Where in Scotland? Gtown? Surely you’re not coming back to this hellhole? haha :) 

OH butbutbut with you closer we can dancehump and it’ll be wonderful.

scotland is dull without you also !! xoxoxo 

May 18, 2011
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Guys!

I have a T-Rextion right now. A Brontoboner. A Stegostiffy

I’m having way too much fun making up dinosaur related innuendos.

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gowans has fucked me too. shes a reet slag.

i’ve forgotten what a good sheg you are Chels.

MISSING YOUR KISSING <3

all is well i trust? xoxoxoxo

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saw you leaving exodus with ross finnie last night. fucking him as well are you?

hahahahahaha

1- its fairly obvious who this is?
2 - really? REALLY? even if you didnt know me, look through this blog and you’ll see Ross has been one of my closest friends for a long time and will continue to be. 

But yes. we’re obviously railing. 

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Cant wait until Sunday.

Can’t wait for cooking in the babein new kitchen.
Can’t wait for bitchfests and boychats on the sexy leather sofa.
Can’t wait for showers in the worlds biggest shower cubicle.
Can’t wait for party central and my tierneybbz.

Hurryhurryhurry.

May 18, 2011
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