Anonymous asked: It's not difficult for a girl to get a pull. Infact it's down right easy.
I was told to listen to this because it said what...
I hope she gets her period in a shark tank.– Another witty phrase from the drunken mouth of Gowans.
la cocaina no es buena para su salud, la cocaina is not good for you.– Crystal Castles ‘Untrust Us’ - just about my favourite song to play loud in my ears and forget everything else.
the awkward moment when someone with the first...
And you trawl their blog for 30 minutes trying to figure out if its that person. (It wasn’t. We’re all good here kids)
You can pay for school but you can’t buy...
Don’t walk away when I need you, I don’t want to mistake it for you giving up.
My mind won’t stop at bedtime like it used to. I used to be so relaxed and snuggle up early, be tucked in and sleeping like a baby, safe in the knowledge everything was ok. Now I can’t sleep at night at all. I keep wondering if I really am worthless.
I was so looking forward to a night of just forgetting everythings so shit right now with one of my favourite bands. Iona you’ll need to work extra hard to make it good tomorrow now hah!
So close to perfect, swear to hell, thought it was you….
Another witty comment from Mummy G
‘Only dogs go for bones, real men go for curves’ My mums a fucking legend.
The most stressful thing boys will never...
Cannot find a single thing to wear. I love going out during the week but I hate that whole midweek outfit thing, trying to get the right balance between casual since its a Wednesday but still looking like I made an effort. STRESS. STRESS. STRESS.
Dear my laptop Perseus,
Stop being a grumpy gus and crashing for no reason. I’m trying to flat hunt, don’t worry you’re coming too so you don’t have to have a tantrum about it. Lots of love, G
The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment. In...– Gossip Girl (via dirtyblondedoll)
Watching Dane Cook : Vicious Circle. The bit where he’s talking about when you go to the movies and after every trailer you turn to the person next to you and review the movie. So me. And the bit where you can’t find the cupholder for your drink. Hahaha. This one time we were at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and my eyes were glued to the screen in fear and I totally missed...
What an asskicking shitter of a day :(