Usually I couldn’t give a shit about what people say about me, it’ll occasionally niggle at me for 5 minutes then be forgotten when I realised the opinion of DABs is not my concern.
But one thing I have a problem with is grownups writing on toilet stalls calling other girls fat.
That’s right kids at almost 23 I’m still a victim of the ever mature ‘is a fat bitch’ written in a haste of comedy drunkness. What is it about toilet doors that make girls whip out their eyeliner\lipstick\marker pen and put down each other? The best part is when its super obvious who it was.
Like my good friend @EllaBalboa, someone once wrote she was a ‘skank’ while proclaiming her ex boyfriend was ‘sexy’. There was only one person who wouldve had these adjoining opinions.
BOOM HEADSHOT you’re caught out.
And this girl, this mature, grown up, who felt the need to write about me? Well, not only was it discovered by JC, my closest male confidante after the Boyhalf, who works at that bar…but also there was only one person at that bar the night it was most likely written who has an issue with me…so oh look its another headshot.
And as for calling me fat? Well sorry I’ve got an ass you could rest a drink on and rivals a Kardashian and tits that don’t go a day without being complimented. Guess ill go cry now.
Sure I don’t have a flat stomach by any means, but its getting there with hard work but I am in no way fat. At all.
Funny that the girl who wrote it has the body structure of an 8 year old boy.
Jealousy is a terrible thing bitch.
However, I don’t have a problem with her calling me a bitch. She couldn’t be more correct.
Far too excited about Inside Natures Giants special : Giant Squid !
I love these shows so much, the one where they dissected the Great White Shark was amaaaazing and I fucking love squids and octopussssesss :):):)